|So we took the boys to Disneyland. THAT was a mistake.
|We began our adventure at the Disneyland Resort. Paul and I
went out for a nice dinner, while Rashy held a 'peeps' affair.
|"50 dollars a bottle my tail, pal.
What part of 'a case of Vodka for my homies'
don't you UNDERSTAND?"
|The next day we treated the boys to a nice breakfast. The
boys had a Mickey Mouse pancake...
|So the kids had their breakfast, and it was off to the
park. It started immediately. Paul tried to talk to the
gate guy, and Rashy started cracking wise:
|"Honest sir - they are just toys."
"Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick..."
"Shut UP, Rashy!"
|But they let us in anyway. Rashy was immediately confused
by Disney's mixed signals:
|She sent them to the Tiki Room. Rashy woke up Jose,
and was instantly grabbed by security.
|"Rise and shine, you stupid bird... AAAUGH!
The Fuzz! You let me goooo!"
|The boys were thrown into the Tiki garden, and all hell
broke loose. Paul tried to catch up with them:
|"Get DOWN from there!"
"You can't catch ME, DAD! Haaaaa!"